SELF DESTRUCT

"Hi i am Dham and I am self confessed self destructor." Dunno how many of you would raise your hands and welcome me into the self destruct club.Dunno still, how many of you would even look back at me but welcome to the story of my life.

Remember that Coyote from the Road Runner show, you know beep beep beep....................
The highlight of the show was that the Coyote always screwed up. No matter how ingenious his ACME products were they would always, without fail blow up (quite literally). The anvil would fall not on the road runner but on the coyote. It would always be the coyote who rammed into a stone wall, who got smashed by the train, who fell flat on his face, who could not ever do anything right.There was one frame in which the coyote over runs a cliff and hangs in the air (ever wondered why or how the cartoons could do that?). Now I often wondered what he thought when he looks at the audience. I think I now know,"Why Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Getting back to me.
Q) Has it ever happened to you that you wait in a Que and quite chivalrously let a lady go ahead of you?
Ans)Yeah, sure loads of time man.
Q)But have you ever accidentally managed to trip her?
Ans) No!!!
That's what i do and yes I did get the whole you have no manners dialogue.

So when you are in a crowded bus and you see a girl givin those nasty 'you are such a pervert' look to me, dont be surprised. You see I would just be turning around to say hello to you, but quite inadvertently I would bang right into her.

It doesnt surprise me anymore that I enter my physics lab and some arsehole whistles and the teacher gives me a royal fright for behavin like a lunatic.

Well, my well thought off and perfectly planned jokes backfire due to bad timing.
"Dham how insensitive could you be?" The same joke by a bald and slightly slimmer person is a masterpiece." Amazing sense of humour yaar."

And finally I accepted that I do indeed have self destruct button which anyone could press. In front of an assorted group of dental, medical and engineering girls, my pants are pulled down. I am then left bearing my butt and VIP to the world.


So the next time that the coyote gets smashed, beaten up, thrown off a train, pulverized or simply blown up remember there are people like that in this world for real. Beep beep......................................................................