THE TREK TO RAJ-MA-CHI

Some people crack up, some remain silent and calm, while others show what they are made up of when things fall apart. The great Dham on the other hand has to shoot off his mouth and try out humour. So when 10 of us cant find a way through and are stuck up pretty high on a hill(for the record Pooja, the trek was a lot longer than your prediction of 15 mins), all I can say is,"Well Zeenal, at this moment of time I would just like to say that the one thing I always wanted to do in life is to get laid."

The 10 of us had decided to take a trek to Rajmachi hill. So with nothing but sheer goodwill and the prospect of having fun, we (minus almost all of my famous GROUP)start our adventure quite early in the morning at about half past six.
Now getting back to the situation. I sense tension in the air, when I get the reply back from a quite angry Zeenal,"I am not finding this funny at all Dham. Why the fuck couldn't we get a guide!!!!"
A rock slips, Nishant the man leading us up this superb Kamikaze ascent to heaven quite literally smashes his balls onto a rock. Our second lead Rohit is hit, Pooja is scared ( well her only reason to be on the trip is injured).
Naveen KHALI Thappar is so well built and strong that he could have carried all of us down safely. But no, what Mr Thappar does is set off a frenzy of verbal assaults
"Abbey yaar yahaan se neeche utarna hai bas. Shit yaar mar jaayenge."
" Naveen just shut the fuck up," an angry Rohit Mulay snaps back." Next time we are not going to call this guy." " You think I want to ever go on a trek in my life again?"
Our very own resident Bihari boy Kshitiz suddenly realizes that he is after all a descendant of the mountain monkeys and climbs up the steep passage through the thin wood path. He cannot concede the fact thet Siddhartha has climbed up the very top when everyone else is stuck. Vignesssssssssh is stuck right between Mr MUlay and Nishant.

As all hell is breaking lose, a sensible decision of retreating down is suggested by Sabarish which is eventually taken. Easier said than done. You see although it is easier to work with gravity, GRA-VI-TY has this amazing ability to bring you down even when you dont want to. So we finally make our descent to a level ground in the middle of our trek. A mention at this time is given to the glorious mosquitoes, leaches, and all other insects. They really made our trip blood-suckingly fun. Sabarish Langda Tyagi and Vignesh(+10 over Siddharth on all counts) find our path downhill. We take two wrong turns before we finally hit the right path. My ankles by the time we get down are about to give way.
But when we did finally get down and looked up at that hill, all was forgotten all were forgiven. It was one MOTHA-FUCKIN good trek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FACTS ABOUT DA PEOPLE ON DIS TRIP

NAVEEN Thappar by the end of the descent was havin so much fun that he wanted to do another trek.

SIDHARTHA is by all counts an unbelievable treker.

VIGNESH is now well and truly accepted as my Iyer friend, and he beats Sidhartha in the race to win the Maiden over.

NISHANT was almost always leading the charge. Inspite of damage to his marbles he still has the balls in him to do more treks

ROHIT always knew that we were lost but went on ahead anyways, thank god for that.

POOJA Jadhav made the trip only because of her undying faith in Mr Mulay

ZEENAL Gandhi is a tough girl who does scream a lot.

SABARISH is by far the most chilled out guy I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!

KSHITIZ Sinha did not eat all the Kissan Jam in our trip.

DHAM is hot property amongst all da gals. He did not get laid but his butt did get pinched (lets not disclose by whom, or else the undying faith will be diminished).