Well here again are those sentences you would never catch any one else use for fear of being called D(HAM)UMB:
I am not short
Is it impossible to get through your thick skinned self that the world and its people do not exist from a height of 6 feet and that there exist people yes real human beings and not bacteria below that benchmark height. Also i would like to emphasise that since you live in a country that has a pretty average benchmark height of 5ft 5 that you pay me and my kind a bit more respect, we out number you!
Avoiding embarrassment:
Contrary to popular belief when faced with the prospect of being red and regretful I prefer a much shorter way to get out of it. Enter the phrase: "Moving on (pregnant pause later)Swiftly"
The term dissected to help you understand it a bit better:
Moving on: an attempt to change the conversation
Pregnant pause: To confuse the receptor into expecting a shocking revelation or to prey on his/her limited attention span
Swiftly: To move physically or metaphorically to a new subject/room/boundary away from the above crisis
Sorry I didn't call back
As you know the fate of the world depended on me and that in that moment when sheer adrenaline was flowing through me I chose to reply back to your missed call on my call register at a later time. I hope you understand it was either calling you back or the imminent destruction of human life as I know it!
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