Facts and Myths

The characters of this glorius script are Mr Tall dark and Mallu(henceforth abbreviated as TDM), Mr Short Fair and spikey (henceforth SFS)and of course yours truly.

At the out set one must mention the sense of indebtedness towards Mr SFS for not only pushing one's name for employment but also guiding one towards the exact hallowed piece of land where this incident took place.

Myth:
Human beings are on top of the food chain because we eat meat and other things that move around and live.

Fact:
Yes may be that is how we proved darwin's theory to be correct. We simply ate our competition up, but I must insist vegetarians deserve to live. Also there must be a newly devised formulae for food tabs and tariffs which indicates that any pound of flesh not consumed deserves a discount of a 1000 rupees froim your meat eating friends or at least should not involve a conversation where your dietary habits are dismissed as inconceivable to being human


Myth:
In order to be deserving of the tag of general secretary of a college built on the foundations of old school rock and metal and beer you need to follow the above herd and cult

Fact:
Deserving or not, successful or not yours truly was able to associate with that tag name irrespective of the eating, drinking and musical taste. Yes ladies and gentlemen be the iconoclast, carpe dium and all that! I mean if I could be a trendsetter the least you can do is to solve the problems of world peace and hunger.


Myth:
When you are at a bar with three guys in the middle of the night the conversation will revolve around food, sex and booze

Fact:
Conversations will revolve around the most controversial and debatable arguments ever to be proposed in this century;
1)How many test matches Did Ajay Jadeja Play?
2)The influence of Sourav Ganguly on Cheteshwar Pujara's cricketing career.

Yes the second of these arguments lasted precisely for 30 minutes between SFS and TDM. Stupid I know, but what can you expect from guys whose abbreviations remind you of diseases?

Myth:
Don't go home in a bike with a guy whose driving or bike riding skills you are unaware of at least after he has had a few beers

Fact:
TDM is a stable biker and a stable biker is a stable biker, though if he doesnot apply breaks and covers 30km in 15 minutes please check if your vital organs have survived the ordeal of a poor suspension system and the potholes on Mumbai roads.

Myth:
You are as tall as you think you are.

Fact:
Unlike Mr SFS the real world does not count the height of the spike length of your hair as a part of total body kength. Gravity was unfair on some of us but brylcreem is no way out!

Myth:
Do not work to hard or too late, maintain a balance in life.

Fact:
Stay behind and you may never know when you may get a chance to visit the sacred Temple called Manchester United Cafe and Bar to watch ribbon gymnastics, a goti like game whose name is unknown, cricket and the repeated loop of Eric Cantona's career profile video.

Myth:
Redbull gives you wings!!!!!!

Fact:
Redbull contains caffeine and that is about as much there is to it! You dont get excited, you dont feel a rush and you dont grow feathers and fly, you just stay up awake till 3 in the morning to write a blog post.