Citadel Championship

This country ain’t big enough for the both of them. One shall remain while the other shall fall. The time has arrived, the fate of the Cement townships have been sealed. The ultimate comparison to decide the man from the child, to decide the best and the most favourite, to select the ‘The Cement Plant town of the year’ is here.
So welcome to the 2010 Cement plant town awards brought to you by ZXX cements
Under the Chairmanship of yours truly a trip was conducted lasting a fortnight in each town for assessing the nominees, the employees, the general environment and civilization that existed around these historic and legendary Citadels.

And the nominees for ‘The Cement Plant town of the year 2010’ are: Town XX0055 from Uttar Pradesh and Town XX0056 from Madhya Pradesh both a part of the ZXX cements.

Here are the results for each criterion:

• Number of Insects:


XX0055 MP
100 in your room; 2 which irritate you and the remaining let you be
XX0056 UP
20 in your room; 18 in your bed and well 2 that get eaten up by the all out machine

• The state of the guest room:


XX0055 MP
Clean, broken bathroom tiles and no TV
XX0056 UP
Manageable, broken flush dark bathrooms but with a TV

• Health hazards:


XX0055 MP
Cleaner atmosphere, plenty of cement in the air, and one scare of malaria
XX0056 UP
Dry heat, less cement and well no health scares yet.

• Female population:


XX0055 MP
nOPE NADA NOTHING
XX0056 UP
Non existent

NO of things damaged


XX0055 MP
Spectacle frames and laptop charger
XX0056 UP
my cell phone and floaters

• Food:


XX0055 MP
Potatoes and oil present other edible items undetected.1 sweet dish available each day.
XX0056 UP
No edible items detected only cholesterol enhancing oil, ugly to look at even more ugly to eat.

The towns are at it neck and neck who could have thought that the winner would be decided up on by a single criterion:

• Proximity to civilization:


XX0055 MP
Closest town 20 mins, closest city is 3 hours away, plant population above 800 people
Overall population around is over 2000
XX0056 UP
Closest town is 20 mins, closest city is 3 ½ hours away and plant population is less than 500
No other population is detectable.

And the winner is…………..hold your breath by sheer location to civilization the award goes to town XX0055 in Madhya Pradesh! They have done it, they have won the championship of the Cement Citadel!