RICH FRIENDS

For everyone who reads the following text, do not pass any judgements of morality on me. I am not cheap, untrustworthy. I am not even if you do reach that conclusion, a gold digger of a friend. I just simply chose to state the bare naked facts in this world which doesnt appreciate honesty.

We all need friends who are rich. Seriously we all do............don't we????
Agreed we require someone to talk to when we feel low, someone to offer unwavering support,loyalty,trust,advice......blah blah blah................

But wouldn't we appreciate them just as much if not more if they
1)Gave us a car/bike ride to college
2)Loan us Rs 100,200,300 or more and forget about it in the next couple of days
3)Gift us expensive or moderately expensive stuff on our birthdays or just otherwise
4)treat us for lunch from time to time(on a weekly basis or even fortnightly)

In these dark times of inflation when a person just cannot make do with the meagre amounts handed out at home, rich friends are priceless.
A salute to all my CRV,Accent,Santro,pulsar and esteem owning friends.