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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

YOU ARE DRUNK

Judging by the fact that you cannot walk down a straight line or touch your right knee with your left toe without disturbing a sense of equilibrium, I conclude that you are suffering from delusions, headaches and a general status of ill health due to consumption of alcohol.

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Muhammad Ali

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Einstein

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Winston Churchill

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others.

Paulo Coelho

"We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path."

Russel Peters

Guys have the ability to do something that woman cant do. Guys have the ability to sit there for like fifteen minutes, stare off into space and think about nothing. If you were to put a camera in our head to see what we were thinking, it would just be a blank screen.

Gandhi

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.

Shashi Tharoor

" The essence of a nation," Renon wrote,"is that all individuals in it have many things in common, and also that they have forgottern many things."...We (Indians) carry with us the weight of the past, and because we do not have a finely developed sense of history and historicism, it is a past that is still alive in our present. we wear the dust of history on our foreheads, and the mud of the future on our feet."