Now for all those who know me, and I mean know me well. Here are my unbelievably round about ways for handling situations. Remember an ace is not an ace.
" I CANT MAKE A DECISSION "
Well you see the complexity of the situation at hand has made me contemplate and say that putting an end to this on going process whereby which you would reach a satisfying conclusion cannot be made by me.
" I AM NOT TO BLAME "
Due to certain unforseen circumstances, the task and duty which i was set to undertake could not be taken to their rightful conclusion. Further more it is also of importance to note that inspite of all my efforts the deteriorating situation could not be improved upon.
" HELP ME "
I have reached a point in time in my life where I have realized that no matter what my individual inputs are, my current status cannot be changed. Hence your support and encouragement in any which way will be greatly welcome.
" DON'T HURT ME "
Well you see i really love the concept of my fingers being attached to my hand. Also the idea that the structure of my body being intact for the duration of my life is deeply endearing. It is also requested that you do not under any circumstances disturb, distort or damage permanently my facial features.
" FUCK OFF "
You have irked and incited me to a level where i cannot take it any more. I wish to inform you that I am so enraged that I want to tell you to fornicate with a member of your own species or otherwise, as long as you are out of reach from me.
1 comment:
entertainin manner of speakin thou u aint dat polite wen u fiddlin wid words unnecessantly!
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