DHAM-DHAMA-DHAM: DHAM : THE MAN THE @#$#$%^%^&

Friday, March 28, 2008

DHAM : THE MAN THE @#$#$%^%^&

For all those who think this is optimistic, rosy and wonderful and amazingly inspiring, this blog isn't that. Well far from it. It is about me DHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is my life ever a perfect picture of harmony and blisssssssssssssssssssssssssss?????

Yes I am the stereotypical boy next door.May be I am not slim trim and handsome, so what? I mean I think I look cute even with the ugly bumps on my nose. Sure SRK, Hrithik and Shahid may have good physiques but have you seen a 5ft 6 overweight, lazy but still amazingly polite and cute guy. I may not have the 6 pack abs but hey I am well fed, really I am!!!!!
I always open the door for the girl. I am more than willing to give company to any of my "friends." So what if i cringe and crib all the time? So what If I self destruct (well that is another article all together)? So what If i dont have any money in my wallet? I am still alive, well and kicking.

Above all else I exist and continue to bring a smile, and slapstick humour into your lives. The world is depresing and sad if you look at it. But aren't you so happy that I am alive??????????????????????????
So three cheers to me and all those who have criticised,condemed and hailed me HIP HIP HURRAY!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Joey said...: three cheers for this article...gives a 5ft5 overweight,lazy but still amazingly polite and cute gal new hope!
plus i have bumps on my nose.
no wait,that is my nose!dammit!; March 30, 2008 at 8:52 PM

Post a Comment

Verbatim

Muhammad Ali

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Einstein

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Winston Churchill

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others.

Paulo Coelho

"We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path."

Russel Peters

Guys have the ability to do something that woman cant do. Guys have the ability to sit there for like fifteen minutes, stare off into space and think about nothing. If you were to put a camera in our head to see what we were thinking, it would just be a blank screen.

Gandhi

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.

Shashi Tharoor

" The essence of a nation," Renon wrote,"is that all individuals in it have many things in common, and also that they have forgottern many things."...We (Indians) carry with us the weight of the past, and because we do not have a finely developed sense of history and historicism, it is a past that is still alive in our present. we wear the dust of history on our foreheads, and the mud of the future on our feet."