BENAGALARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My apologies if this entry gets too long but i believe it is worth it.

On the 16th of August MADAM COSMOS VEDANTAM revealed the fortune and fame of the blessed ones:

ADHIP: You have everything going for you yet you do not go for the kill and seize your opputunities
JEET:You will always have emotional support
ZUBAIR:You have a strong character and you will end up successful
PINKA:Woman I cant read anything, but what the heck you have a strong brain
ATEET:Although you are confused once you make a decision you will stick to it
DHAM:You are two faced and you think with your head
RUSHIL:You are bright and talented, blondie may not be ur ideal match
BLONDIE:You are street smart but pretend to be a true dumb blonde
(yes i called her tat and fuck u all for repremanding me, coz she loves me too much)
BOBBY:In a state of denial and will be unsuccessful in interpreting and deciphering life.
ZEENAL:You are a positive influence in everyones life (hmmmmmmmmm is taking a detour trip and devouverind smirnoff such a good thing...............)
PUJA:YOu will be happy with the decisions you make and know what you are doing

What a truck load of crap (why could she not say good things about me???!!!!!!!!!)
Astrology,enjoyable industrial visits,pubs and late night drinking sessions are not what you expect from an IEEE organized trip (no offence bobby and adhip).
My famous group was almost in full attendance and so it was insured that there would be no lack of entertainment. To this add a palmreading-smirnoff drinkin Aditi, a touch of preachy yet cool adhip, a bucketful of head bangin and hip-hop groovin Jeet and of course a pinch of happy Bobby and VOILA you have a receipe of disasterous proportions.

Our train ride both back and forth were pretty entertaining. Be it mafia (sorry ateet), teen patti or dumb sharades. However a tip to all Moms no more thepla puh-lease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only amazing thing about the IV part was we got to see CHANDRAYAN 1 (amazin) and tat we took pics with model aircrafts.

Now two things about BANGALORE I HATED:
1) traffic, I mean people widen the roads will ya
2)The autowallahs even if you speak 4 different languages stop charging people a 100 bucks for a 1km ride.

Now two things that I LOVED:
1) the weather, pleasant
2)Legends of Rock; I may have missed out on a few other pubs but this place is KILLER

And now comes the better part, "LATE NIGHTS AT 413"
Alcohol: 1000 bucks
All of us together: Great
Realising that you are indeed crying: Attrocious
Being sobre amongst all of this: priceless

DRUNKEN REVELATIONS:
- Adhip I do love you man, really I meant it
- Tit boy has never played around with................( only for those who remember)
- Jeet is probably the only one who beats me at alcohol afflicted verbal diaorrhea
- Bobby loves UV rule in integration
- Rushil I shut you up in our debate and bobby i hope it is on you tube

People who I havent mentioned exclusively; Zeenal, gal we have a language of our own fill me up on everything later. Mr Rama I would love to discuss our conversations but i believe you will turn single an I will lose a rich friend in you. Puja (every1 else chillax i wont say netin stupid) I would never slap a gal and I am OK with you and your opinion of me, pretty much mutual.

The symbolic incident however took place at 12 am Independence day. Yes we did go to the wine shop to get alcohol.

"One bottle of smirnoff green apple, one quarter of Bacardi white (adhip wat a drink), 3 no make that 5 bottles of 500ml sprite."
The above insturction I regret having given it because
a)It took WINE man 15 min to get it right
b)It took us 5-6 repetitions of it
c)We spoke to him in hindi, english, tamil,part kannada, and sign language
d)His assistant looked like he would chop and eat us all up

In a nutshell though the unexpected enjoyment of the entire trip is explsined by this.
"Adhip this guy doesn't get what we say to him,I think he is just re-iterating the same facts again and again," quick came the Wine man's reply
"Yes, I am (!!!!!!!???????????????&*&&*&*@#!%@*_@!@&*????)