WHY I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE NANO

Well alright alright Ratan uncle has come up with his NAAAA-NOOOO. Applause,hurrah,yipeeeeeeee!!!!!!! So the common man can now travel at price of RS.1 Lakh.( A PROMISE IS A PROMISE).But are you happy??
I mean what is it going to be like 60 million Nanos on the road. That means that every other car is a NAAA-NOOO. Well then how will kids brag about their car anymore. What can they brag about it doesnt have a music system nor an aircondition. I guess they can all find out which car has the cheapest insurance!!!!!!!!!! So next time a kid will go thats my Nano its 5000 rupees cheaper on insurance lot better than your Nano way cheaper than yours. I mean the whole idea of whose car is the fastest, most expensive, the best looking is lost. And wont you get sick and tired of seeing the NAAAAAA-NOOOOOO.Even if it comes in seven different colours and with a diesel and Air conditioner option, common!!!!!!!!!
And the most important reason why no one should drive the car is because hey I don't know to drive (or well I have a license dunno why no one trusts me with a car). Is social upliftment really that good a cause, you know at the expense of a creating more traffic jams, emissions, me not being able to drive, yada yada yada..................
I mean sure poor infrastructure, safety, vehicle emissions ahould all be considered but heck ain't I the common man.If he was thinking of common he should have not looked beyond me. Am as common as they get. I struggle to find enough money to pay an autowalla at the end of the day yet gladly pay for high priced chineese meals in non-authentic chineese joints. Do I want a car?? well i think I would like to have more money, a lot more time with my girlfriend(and well trust me you need money for that as well),a job,a cricket team which wins without calling the opposition team members a monkey (arre bhajji if u wanted to say Teri Maa Ki be clearer) and while your at it be able to dine in an authentic chineese joint. Do I need a car, no!! and so I think if I am not ready India is not ready. Although I am a good parameter don't go by my word, judge for yourself.
I Think Ratan Uncle should think a bit more. I mean if he really wants to have all the anti- Nano people on his side start by giving them one each. I shall be most willing to accept the same.